Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Oh! such remarkable suicides

Anticlimactic, ironic, and unfunny 

With curiosity one approaches learning

Then curiosity dies, in learning's chide

With love, one approaches matrimony

Then love dies, in relationship's tides

With passion, when a worker toils

Passion dies, amongst their confides

It is such a gaff, when one sees

That these are ill winds that blow no good

One must be foolish, or human

To undertake any of these punitive paths